This site is now closed after running for over 23 years, it is time to shut it down,
sorry about that, but I no longer keep any exotic animals...

No Arachnids, No Snakes, No Giant African Land Snails, No Stick Insects,
No Woo-dolf the Wed Nosed Weindeer!

No no! 'E's pining!

'E's not pinin'!
'E's passed on!
This site is no more!
It has ceased to be!
'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff!
Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace!
If you hadn't nailed 'im to the web 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Its metabolic processes are now 'istory!
'E's off the web!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil,
run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!


He's Dead Jim!